Capt Ross Top Gun: Orders to go to Miramar

Sam Keller, you just did an incredibly brave thing...What you should
have done was beat that team! You didn't own that game, the trojans
did! Son, your arm is throwing passes your receivers can't catch.
You've been sacked, you've lost your qualifications as team captain
three times, intercepted twice by me, with a history of incomplete
passes over five defensive backs, and one preacher's daughter!

"Jessica Simpson"

And you, AP poll! Youre lucky to be here.

"Thank you, sir"

I guess it just isnt enough to absolutey destroy the mighty Purdue at
home. Texas Tech...how do you sleep at night! Did the Indiana State
Sycamores put up much of a fight? You ought to forfeit you season in
shame. And dont think I forgot about you, Louisville. Yes, for my
$$$ there's nothing quite like getting humiliated by the Mighty
Fighting Retirees of South Florida.

But...in the end...all the magic in the world wont divert you from the
fact that USC is goin to lose. And Notre Dame was the team will beat
them. These are the facts of the case, and they are undisputed.

Dismissed
Captain Ross