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Charlie: Thank you. Hello. We will be dealing with USCs and PSUs as our simulators. Now, then, as most of you know, USC's recruits doesn't have the TD-to-INT ratio that Clausen has. And, it doesn't bleed blue and gold while running a 4.43 40-time like Walker. However, our offense does have a problem with its 2nd quarter point totals. It won't put up the 21+ points we need. The latest intelligence tells us that the most it will do is one touch --um-- Excuse me, clausen. Is there something wrong?

clausen: Yes sir, the data on our high powered offense is inaccurate.


Charlie: How's that, sir?

clausen: Well, I just happened to be like a MiG 28 the way I throw touch....

O-Line: We!

clausen: Uh, sorry O-Line. "WE" happened to be like a MiG 28 that can put up 40 pts a quarter.

Charlie: Where did you see this?

clausen: Uh, that's classified.

Charlie: It's what?

clausen: It's classified. I could tell you, but why dont i just show
you the national championship.

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