Thank you, Ivan Maisel

"1. Thanks to all the Notre Dame fans who marked the one-year anniversary of my eulogy for Irish football, written after Urban Meyer left the university standing at the altar and eloped with Florida. The column holds up -- well-written, clever -- with one exception. It's wrong. Not only wrong, but loud wrong. Oh well."
- Ivan "The Terrible" Maisel

Ivan, you know who else died and came back to life? Jesus. That is right, Jesus Christ. Don't worry Ivan "The Terrible", many people made the similar mistake, but there was only one Doubting Thomas. Thanks for the redaction Doubting Ivan "The Terrible". Next time, just don't say loud wrong because that doesn't even make sense.

-Robert Moses