"Hey Trojans, Up Yours!" Independance Day: President's Rally Speech

In less than one week Domers from here and all around the world will launch the
largest tactical offensive strike in the history of college football...

College Football. Those words have new meaning for all of us now. We are reminded not of our petty differences during beer pong matches but of our common interests in dismantling a heavily armed USC team

Perhaps it's fate that today, October the fifthteenth, we will once again be fighting for our rank and honor. Not for the ESPN Power 16, the AP top 10 or the USA Today polls, but from the evil empire of USC. We're fighting for our right to exist, to play in January. And should we emerge victorious on that day, the fifthteenth day of October will not only be remembered as a day that Charlie Weis returned the most popular college sports franchise to greatness, but as a day that all of Notre Dame declared in one voice that we will not go quietly into the night; You cannot make Brady vanish without a fight. We are going to live on. We will survive. Gentlemen, today is our BCS Selection Day.