Thanks Boston College

Robert Moses
Chair - Hiring Committee First and Gold
443 Irish Hall
University of Notre Dame du Lac
College Hill, IN 79443

Dear Boston College,

Thank you for your flow chart of November 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your lame ass flow chart, or any of the arguments contained therein.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving the usual large number of ridiculous arguments and general pundit speak, of our jealous critics. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all absurd arguments.

That fact that your University has absolutely no outstanding qualifications and previous experience in original thought, I find that your flow chart does not meet even the lowest standard of human thought. Therefore, I will assume that this was really just the product of an experiment conducted in your social sciences department on underdeveloped apes. I look forward to reading the report in Nature.

Best of luck in living in the shadows of a far superior University, mine.

Sincerely,

Robert Moses and Taylor Creed
First and Gold